I get shot right through with a bolt of blue.
It's no problem of mine but it's a problem I find
Living a life that I can't leave behind.

New Order, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
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I love Not Another Teen Movie, and I was excited to discover that there's an unrated version released. Yes, a lot of it is just the bonus footage of old re-spliced into the main release, but there were a few new bits. One of my favorite scenes though transpires as follows:

Ricky (the best friend): But I'm the best friend who's been in love with her and in front of her face the whole time and she's really in love with me; she just doesn't realize it yet

Jake (the popular jock): Yes, but I'm the reformed jock who's seen the error of my ways and she'll forgive me and fall in love with me anyway.

Ricky: ... [biting fist] ... Dammit, you're right!

[Jake and Ricky eye each other nervously for ten seconds, then both sprint down the stairs to the hotel exit. Jake uses a different set of double doors than Ricky, and exits onto the street. Ricky's double doors doesn't open. "Why is this thing locked! It's a fire hazard!"]

[Jake runs out into the LA night, pausing at a busy intersection, and then decides to bob and weave through oncoming traffic, successfully avoiding cars as they pass.]

[Ricky arrives later and tries to do the same thing, but cars honk and nearly causes accidents. Drivers yell out at him.]

[Car screeches.] "Watch it!"
[Car does a hard break in front of him.] "Get out of the way, loser!"
[Car almost hits him.] "She's not attracted to you!"
[Car manages to stop just in time to hit him at low speeds.] "She's not in love with you!"
[Ricky manages to make it to the other side of the street and begins to run when he gets knocked over by a guy on a bicycle.] "You'll never be more than just a friend!"

This is the only movie where Eric D. Snider's analysis disagrees with mine, but I'll let that one transgression slide, as few people seem to match my sardonic wit and sardinic humor.