Yesterday, on the bus ride to work, there was a couple who got on board in Westlake near Carl's Jr. A very plain looking woman, and a heavyset balding man, married, and while they were sitting they pulled out their Bible Promise Book, which is basically like Cliff Notes for those who like to believe in the Bible without putting out any scholarly effort to understand the text in its entirety. But the clincher was that when this lady sat down, she pulled out of her purse a ripped portion of a Metro trash bag (I've seen it hung near the driver before) and laid it out onto the seat and then sat on it. This is clearly behavior that exhibits itself on all bus rides. What is she going to sit on that is going to make her pants from Ross that troubled? And isn't what you've put in your body from Carl's Jr. far far worse than anything that can get on your body in a bus that travels through a nice part of town?