Because of daylight savings time, I now have to ride my bike in virtual darkness on the way home. My cheesey one LED headlight is admirable and servicable, but honestly quite terrible, much like the rest of the Lakers outside of Kobe. I ordered a new headlight off of Amazon, expedited shipment, so I'm hoping to have new illumination by Monday. I also ordered a pair of gloves 'cause it be chilly in the moh'nin'.

Joke from the AA meeting (as read from FHM Magazine): Guy goes to the proctologist, but is really embarassed. Protcologist assures him that he's seen it all. Guy pulls down his pants, and he reveals that his asshole is bruised and is now the size of a basketball. Doctor goes, "What happened?"

"I got fucked in the ass by an elephant!" Doctor says that he knows for zoological fact that elephants have long but really skinny dicks. "Yeah, but he fingered me first."

The reason it's been taking me so long to read Don Quixote has a lot to do with its Elizabethan style of writing, but is also due to the fact that my copy is actually two books in one, and that Cervantes wrote it and published it in various parts. I've still got quite a bit of reading left in my queue, so I've been reading in bed, on the bus, during count, whenever, to try and pick up the pace.