One to three inches of rain! Temperatures drop to a blistering 67 degrees! Fahrenheit! 100% humidity! OMGWTFROTFL!

Sometimes I'm glad that I ride the bus so that I don't have to deal with LA drivers negotiating their cars through the rain. I even opted not to bring my backpack figuring that my copy of Don Quixote will receive unnecessary moisture, and that I can just sleep on the bus or stare lazily out the window.

A spoiled Yankees fan stole all of the chairs out of the TV room during head count, and managed to lock them in the Spanish-station-only TV room. Good job. And what a big cheater that Alex Rodriguez is. Hey, I suppose if you're not cheating, you're not trying, but he's coming to the sure realization that a $250 million contract doesn't guarantee any championships. I'm sure ESPN and Bill Simmons will beat this to death, but that was an amazing pitching performance from Curt Schilling. His ankle tendon ruptured, requiring it to be sutured on the bench, and it left an OJ Simpson-style stain right there above the shoe line. Red Sox, indeed.