I like a bit of flattery
But I don't need your practiced lines,
Your school-of-charm mentality
So save your breath for someone else
And credit me with something more
When it comes to men like you
I know the score
I've heard it all before.

Lush, "Ladykillers"
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I've got my bus pass, I've got my schedule, and I'm currently debating as to whether or not I show up on Saturday (though ultimately, it's up to my probation officer). Things are in cruise control now. I also got a visit from my field officer yesterday who breathalyzed me and then was on his way. Yup, since I'm a rule-follower, I'm sure I'll have no problems.

Michael ended up getting the job at Denny's as a busboy working the 6am shift. Jorge was only warned and is still at work furlough. Also, I now have a more comfortable pillow, but the real level of comfort comes from wearing socks to sleep so that the chilly Camarillo morning air doesn't bite my feet like a psycho kitty from North Carolina.

I autodrafted two Yahoo leagues, and I did well in Dennis' league but it's looking kind of grim in JRPage.